Mission Hill (1999)
Meet overqualified, underemployed, 24-year-old Andy French. Ambition: to be a cartoonist. Occupation: salesman at Waterbed World. Hobby: Where's the party? But responsibility soon knocks on the door of the loft apartment Andy shares with two fellow slackers when Kevin, a nerdy 17 -year-old who wears his SAT score on his shirt and his admiration for big brother Andy on his sleeve, moves in. And, for good measure, so does the French family's dog. Friends, roomies, canines, countrymen: lend me your beers. They're all part of the daze of Andy's life.
- Matt Sullivan
- Josh Weinstein
- Bill Oakley
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Episode 1 - Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)
Release Date: 1999-09-24Andy's parents stick his nerdy, little brother, Kevin, on him -- which poses quite the threat to Andy's slacker lifestyle. Meanwhile, Kevin is torn between his desire to rat on Andy and his desire to cease being a nerd.
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Episode 2 - Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)
Release Date: 1999-10-08Kevin is racked with guilt after he accidentally burns the local market while touching himself in its bathroom, and two of his mean classmates who were robbing the store at the time take the fall for it. Meanwhile, Jim inadvertently becomes a trendsetter when he returns from Japan wearing Day-Glo hot pants.
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Episode 3 - Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)
Release Date: 2000-06-25Andy and Kevin battle it out for the affection of George Bang's sister. Meanwhile, Gus and Wally have a falling out.
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Episode 4 - Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)
Release Date: 2000-07-02Kevin, Toby and George seek to cheat on their SATs. Meanwhile, Posey goes into business as a masseuse, but her poorly-worded ad doesn't land her the kind of customers she was hoping for.
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Episode 5 - Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)
Release Date: 2000-07-09Unable to handle rejection, Andy accepts Ron offer for assistant manager. Meanwhile, Stogie begins eating the living room couch when Andy neglects to buy dog food.
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Episode 6 - Unemployment Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)
Release Date: 2000-07-16Ron's shady dealings with the I.R.S. force the closing of the waterbed store. When Andy is unable to hold down a new job, Kevin goes to Ron in hopes of getting unemployment benefits for his brother.
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Episode 7 - Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)
Release Date: 2002-05-26Andy is first pressured to go to Kevin's parent/teacher conferences, then is pressured to join the PTA by Toby's mother. During the whole ordeal, Andy has the hots for Kevin's teacher.
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Episode 8 - Andy vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)
Release Date: 2002-06-09Andy signs up for The Real World, planning to play the Puck character to show Mission Hill what a crock it all is, but once in the house, he finds himself under MTV's spell.
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Episode 9 - Unemployment Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)
Release Date: 2002-07-14Andy still hasn't found a job after two months -- not that he's exactly looking for one. His learning about Jim's previously secret career pushes him to become more motivated.
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Episode 10 - Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)
Release Date: 2002-07-21Kevin asks out the weirdest girl in his school, Eunice Eulmeyer, because she's the daughter of a well-known scientist, and he thinks the guy could write him a good letter of recommendation for college. Meanwhile, when Andy and company get refused entry into a new nightclub in town because they're not cool enough, they start up their own bogus nightclub -- and refuse to let the cool people into it.
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Episode 11 - Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)
Release Date: 2002-07-28A teen starlet invites Andy to the Grammys. Meanwhile, Toby is ""chased"" by a rabid dog. And Posey decides to go on a spiritual journey to find nirvana. And we don't mean the music group.
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Episode 12 - Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)
Release Date: 2002-08-04When Kevin is down in the dumps, Andy plans a big birthday party for him -- only Kevin isn't very grateful. Meanwhile, Carlos and Natalie get a new pet. A boa constrictor.
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Episode 13 - Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)
Release Date: 2002-08-11Kevin discovers that, before they were a couple, Gus directed Wally in a grade-Z science fiction film way back when -- which haunts Wally to this day.